Major and minor mals have afflicted me,

Frightening for those to see,

They think you’re going to die,

Take your chance, it’s time to do the washing,

Put me in the bath,

Throw the cloths and detergent in,

You will get in to two cycles,

Whilst you’re in a spin,

When the cycles are complete,

Bring the washing out,

Set me up, it’s time now to do the ironing,

When I wake and ask were I have been,

You can all then say with glee,

We have all done the washing with thee.